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seerofsarcasm:

FUCK I CAN’T

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panic-at-the-dildos:

IM STILL LAUGHING AT THIS

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catversushuman:

Part 1, Part 2

teenytigress:

SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY

I finally got round to sorting out my big box and it was well worth it! I found:

  • 2 broken bags
  • 5 not-broken bags! (including one I bought online and have never used)
  • 2 pairs of gloves (including a pair I bought in a sale and have never used)
  • 4 notebooks distinctly lacking in notes
  • A pair of black emergency tights (yesss) 
  • A glow in the dark t shirt kit I got for my birthday
  • A hairbrush that scratches my forehead when I brush my fringe
  • 4 graze thingies I forgot to eat
  • A pack of tissues
  • A birthday card with £20 inside!
  • The mini French dictionary I thought I’d lost forever
  • A Next giftcard with £15 on it 
  • My dad’s headphone splitter
  • A sandwich bag containing £3.36, two hairclips and a minstrel
  • My iPod case
  • Smog!! (in his christmas outfit)

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atleast i run faster than internet explorer

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